CLASSIFIED
S.N.A.C.K.S. FIELD REPORT 001
Strategic Non-aggressive Companion for Kibble Snatching

Unit: Gary
Species: Canis lupus familiaris
Variant: Tactical Marshmallow (Piebald)

Observed Capabilities:
• blanket infiltration
• treat container breach
• prolonged eye contact manipulation
• emotional compliance induction

Incidents Logged:
02:13 – kitchen sweep
07:42 – toast fragment acquired
09:10 – lap occupation (uninvited)

Human Response:
cooperative

Threat Level:
low but persistent

Recommendation:
increase snack security
monitor for additional units

END REPORT
      

CLASSIFIED
S.N.A.C.K.S. FIELD REPORT 002
Strategic Non-aggressive Companion for Kibble Snatching

Status:
pending declassification

Notes:
additional units suspected

END REPORT