CLASSIFIED / PUBLIC-FACING
WORLD OF GARY™
Narrative documentation of ongoing S.N.A.C.K.S. activity
This site contains documentation related to an ongoing domestic irregularity.
The subject is small. The influence is not. I'm Gary, a.k.a. Goonie.
World of Gary is a narrative archive.
It is not a dog account.
It is an operational record.
The subject is small. The influence is not. I'm Gary, a.k.a. Goonie.
It is not a dog account.
It is an operational record.
Keys or Bookmarks to Vital Information on This Website
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FIELD REPORTS
Declassified incident logs, threat levels, and snack security recommendations.
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MISSION OVERVIEW
Operational purpose, terminology, and approved tone guidelines.
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DISCIPLES
Confirmed and suspected allied units.
Visual records and brief annotations. |
ARCHIVAL NOTE
Not all units are documented immediately.
Inclusion follows observation. |
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AUTHORIZED ITEMS
Approved patches, stickers, and garments. Pending final classification.
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RESCUE ALIGNMENT
10% of future operations allocated to Smidget Rescue.
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